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<pclass="hero-text-large">SICK OF STALE REVIEWS?<br>
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<spanclass="text-highlight">WE FUCKING GET IT.</span></p>
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<pclass="text-bold text-large mb-1">FREE FOREVER FOR OPEN SOURCE</p>
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<pclass="mb-0">Built by maintainers who are tired of this shit. Zero cost for public repos.</p>
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<h2>THE GROOVE</h2>
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<h2>THE PROBLEM IS REAL</h2>
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<p>Ready to Review is your personal code review assistant. It tracks every GitHub pull request that needs your attention and notifies you at exactly the right moment.</p>
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<p><strong>You know the drill:</strong> PRs sit for days. Contributors get frustrated. Security patches rot. Your inbox is full of GitHub noise you don't give a shit about.</p>
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<p><strong>The "It's Your Turn" alert:</strong> Get notified only when action is required from you. No noise. No spam. Just actionable notifications.</p>
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<pclass="text-large text-bold mb-0">DEVELOPERS WASTE 25% OF THEIR TIME</p>
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<pclass="mt-1">→ Waiting for reviews that never come<br>
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→ Context switching between 47 different notifications<br>
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→ Missing the ONE PR that actually matters<br>
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→ Watching contributors disappear because you didn't see their work</p>
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<pclass="text-small text-muted mt-2">THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS</p>
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<p><strong>Ready to Review fixes this bullshit.</strong> Perfect for:</p>
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<li><strong>OSS maintainers:</strong> Stop losing contributors to stale PRs. Track everything that matters across dozens of repos.</li>
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<li><strong>Corporate developers:</strong> Cut through the notification hell. Works with your company's GitHub without asking IT for permission.</li>
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<li><strong>DevOps & Security teams:</strong> Never miss another critical infrastructure change or security patch again.</li>
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<p><strong>We save your most limited resource: time.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>One simple rule:</strong> You only get notified when it's actually your turn to do something. No bullshit. No noise. Just the PRs that need YOU.</p>
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<h2>USE CASES</h2>
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<h3>For Burned-Out OSS Maintainers</h3>
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<li><strong>Stop losing contributors:</strong> First-time PRs get buried? Not anymore.</li>
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<li><strong>Triage like a pro:</strong> Focus on what matters, ignore the noise</li>
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<li><strong>Cross-repo sanity:</strong> Managing 20+ repos without losing your mind</li>
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<li><strong>Guilt-free breaks:</strong> Take time off without returning to 200 stale PRs</li>
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<h3>For Corporate Code Warriors</h3>
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<li><strong>Stealth productivity:</strong> IT doesn't need to know about your workflow hacks</li>
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<li><strong>Enterprise-friendly:</strong> Works with your company's locked-down GitHub setup</li>
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<li><strong>Cross-team survival:</strong> Track dependencies without drowning in Slack pings</li>
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<li><strong>Meeting-proof focus:</strong> Less context switching, more actual coding</li>
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<h3>For DevOps & Security Heroes</h3>
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<li><strong>Infrastructure vigilance:</strong> Terraform changes won't slip past you anymore</li>
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<li><strong>Critical change tracking:</strong> Don't let important infrastructure updates slip through</li>
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<li><strong>Microservice madness management:</strong> Visibility across 50+ repos without losing it</li>
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<pclass="text-bold mb-1">FREE DURING BETA</p>
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<p>Ready to Review is currently free while in beta. Paid plans will launch soon ($3.84/mo).</p>
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<p>Ready to Review is currently free while in beta. <strong>OSS maintainers never pay—this shit should be free.</strong> Corporate developers pay $3.84/mo because your company can afford it.</p>
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<strong>For teams:</strong> Check out <ahref="/products/hub/">grooveHUB</a>, which includes Ready to Review plus team collaboration, conflict prevention, and compliance features.
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<h2>WHAT YOU GET</h2>
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<th>Beta (Free)</th>
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<th>Corporate Developers</th>
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<pclass="text-muted text-center">* Beta features subject to change</p>
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