From cb27573f422475b6d824c2fbe763f00bd795fa08 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Bill Best Date: Sun, 13 May 2018 23:27:20 +0100 Subject: [PATCH 1/4] Added new bad joke --- bad_jokes.txt | 2 ++ 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+) diff --git a/bad_jokes.txt b/bad_jokes.txt index 3e88853..528c4d8 100644 --- a/bad_jokes.txt +++ b/bad_jokes.txt @@ -7,3 +7,5 @@ What do airconditioners and computers have in common? Why *didn't* the chicken cross the road? -Because it was chicken! +Why did the chicken cross the road? + -To get to the friendly Python called Guido on the other side! From 572a0068d01debb980d4cce9aced23094446312b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Bill Best Date: Sun, 13 May 2018 23:41:38 +0100 Subject: [PATCH 2/4] Added another bad joke --- bad_jokes.txt | 3 +++ 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+) diff --git a/bad_jokes.txt b/bad_jokes.txt index 528c4d8..545faba 100644 --- a/bad_jokes.txt +++ b/bad_jokes.txt @@ -9,3 +9,6 @@ Why *didn't* the chicken cross the road? Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to the friendly Python called Guido on the other side! + +When is a door not a door? + -When it's ajar! From fc6fcde40514dda80102520bc0647e55fff149e8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Bill Best Date: Sun, 13 May 2018 23:44:11 +0100 Subject: [PATCH 3/4] Tidied up some typos --- bad_jokes.txt | 6 +++--- 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-) diff --git a/bad_jokes.txt b/bad_jokes.txt index 545faba..72b037d 100644 --- a/bad_jokes.txt +++ b/bad_jokes.txt @@ -1,8 +1,8 @@ -You hear about the farmer who won a nobel prize? +You hear about the farmer who won a Nobel prize? -They said he was just outstanding in his field. -What do airconditioners and computers have in common? - -They dont work well when you run with windows. +What do air-conditioners and computers have in common? + -They dont work well when you run with Windows. Why *didn't* the chicken cross the road? -Because it was chicken! From b74e6cba12f007395d825700192133cac2b1a886 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Bill Best Date: Sun, 13 May 2018 23:51:53 +0100 Subject: [PATCH 4/4] Tidied up a typo --- jabberwocky.txt | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/jabberwocky.txt b/jabberwocky.txt index 2d57346..e944d11 100644 --- a/jabberwocky.txt +++ b/jabberwocky.txt @@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! -He left it dead, and with its _head_ +He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. “And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?