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 # adrianmato.com
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-*Personal website based on Dr Jekyll and Mr Hide running a custom theme.*
+*Personal website based on Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde running a custom theme.*
+
+> **Fun fact:** This site is powered by Jekyll. Not to be confused with Mr. Hyde, who handles the CSS... and occasionally the bugs. 🐛
+
+## Why did the developer go broke?
+Because he used up all his cache! 💸
+
+## Developer Jokes
+
+**Q:** How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?  
+**A:** None. It's a hardware problem.
+
+**Q:** Why do programmers prefer dark mode?  
+**A:** Because light attracts bugs! 🌙
+
+**Q:** What's a developer's favorite place to hang out?  
+**A:** The Foo Bar. 🍺
+
+---
 
 [![adrianmato.com](/assets/preview.png)](https://adrianmato.com)
 
 [Visit my website](https://adrianmato.com)
+
+> *Remember: There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.* 😄